Arise Kenya Arise....

Arise Kenya Arise....

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Kethi loses her virginity again...


Ever since the phrase “accept and move on” became our national “motto”- I tend to dig in on stuff. It is not that I never move on- but I do so at my terms. Today I am on Kethi Kilonzo’s case and this time round it’s not about her prowess that gave men intellectual crush. The mental beauty that turns men on then scares them at the same time. It is about Kethi’s virginity.

There is something in a name and the Kilonzo name Kethi bears is weighty with privileges and responsibilities. This is the weight that gave her a strong foundation, bringing her advantages over mere common men like some of us.  The same weight can also drag her down to the gutters of life and the unfolding events have shown that.

Men have a high affinity to lay a lady of her stature- many times for bragging rights. The masterminds of this saga must be gloating over their actions, not for their deeds but their prey. That is what masculinity bestowed on men especially where losing virginity is concerned.

Kethi lived in the shadows of his father and only came out after the March 4th General Elections to subtly announce to his dad and the country that her time had come. Little did we know that the old man was on his last stretch and the gods were lifting his daughter to the level of the Kilonzo name. This is very good; Kethi came out a pure girl, shielded from the vagaries of this world. Like a poster child, harmless and beautiful she was liked by people from both sides of the political divide. Kenya had welcomed her into the lounge, and sooner to the bedroom.

As the law stipulates after her dad went to dance with his forefathers, the Makueni Senatorial seat was declared vacant. It was back to politics and everyone was of the opinion that Kethi steps forward to replace his father as the first elected woman in the Senate. Politics surrounded her candidature had no sooner had she presented her nomination papers than word came out that she is not a registered voter.

I don’t follow Kenyan news; the closest I come to news is on social media, so forgive me if I don’t have the details of how Kenya seduced Kethi until- akaingia box. The next time I woke up from self imposed Prime Time news blackout, Kethi was facing a tribunal to ascertain if she was registered voter.

The moment the details of her registration were out, the IEBC tribunal findings were subordinate to the court of public opinion. I don’t take Kenyans’ public opinion seriously especially where politics is concerned. We have voted people on the basis of ‘caring for one young man at the expense of twenty others’ so Kethi’s alleged misdemeanor will not affect he political life.

The saga I watched in that bedroom as Kethi lost her political virginity made me look at the whole matter from a different angle. This girl had lived a private life known to her family, close friends and may be clients. Here she was, the monsters of Kenyan politics had dragged her to the bedroom, called in the cameras and went on to defile her as the public watched.

Oh yes, I know Kethi lost her virginity years ago, I don’t have the details but I know she has a very promising son. Some things are proved conversely even if you chose to conceal the real action. Here she is, like any woman who loses her virginity, I know there are times of shame but then again the big picture is she is now a ‘woman’.

In this evolving episode, IEBC is coming out as an institution that cannot be trusted. As long as they did not report loss of registration slip, they cannot pin Kethi, to me the burden of proof is with IEBC and not Kethi. After we accepted and moved on while cohesion was expended at the expense of justice, this time we need IEBC to come out clearly and clear its name.

Two things are bound to happen, either Kethi will coil and go back to her private life where her legal profession would be her fulcrum or the monsters are in for a rude shock. She may just step into politics full swing and teach these people a lesson. The IEBC saga is just a plus as it has jolted her muscles into action mode.


 Like a lady who has lost her virginity, she knows that things will never be the same again even if she opts for secondary virginity out of public life. Keep watching…….